I am sure everyone has heard of “Alice’s Restaurant”, if you have not, I can’t help you and it has nothing to do with my mother. If you have, well this is my version of the story.
In no special order and a continuing list.
1. All dogs may not be “man’s best friend”, but they do follow you from room to room
2. Cats are smarter than dogs
3. No matter what language that you speak, laughter is all the same
4. Unfortunately, pain and anguish apply to the statement above as well
5. Too many people associate their jobs or career with what they view as success
6. Children are not born to judge others, they are taught it
7. Other than being easy to make a sandwich, the greatness about “sliced bread” is overrated
8. Tearing apart good bread is much more fun
9. Speaking loud does not make you right
10. Every creature serves some sort of purpose
11. Marshmallow is a fun word
12. Phlegm is not
13. Do animals (other than ones in labs) get cancer in the wild?
14. How did “9 minutes” get to be the universal “snooze” period of time?
15. How come I am always in a long line only to be the only one standing in it when I reach the cashier?
16. Rain in the early morning is always welcomed
17. A deaf person can still hear their own thoughts
18. Most people do not know it when they are disliked
19. Hot Coffee at sunrise can not be beaten.
20. Whoever said “Nothing good happens past 12:00 A.M. was right most of the time.
21. Reading a good book can make you forget about all of your problems, even if it is short-lived
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January 28, 2011
TSala
